Chapter 10 favorites are selfies
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: "What is the matter?"
Hi, actually I am not tender anywhere, beautiful, are you lonely?
Zhang Peng exclaimed "Wow" and then asked, "Did you not say that your idol is Edison Chen? Did you not say that the reason he is your idol is because he openly stated in an interview that his favorite sport is extreme sports, a real man, unpretentious?"
Xiao Ai: Pah! Enough of this nonsense! At least thirty people have used this trick in front of me, so I am very familiar with your words. Don't pretend to be playing some kind of romantic drama like "Blue Life and Death" or "Full House"; this trick is too naive
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: "Ahem, would you like to play a game that is both thrilling and delightful"
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: Why can love never last forever
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: Yes, I can never seem to escape the shadow of heartbreak, who will help me!
"Xiao Ai, you really understand me," Guo Xixi said with a shy smile. "Xiao Ai, why don't you just be with me from now on? I promise you will enjoy a life of luxury and indulgence with me." Just as Ai Jing was about to retort with a harsh comment, the avatar of Meng Ru Shen Ji on QQ flickered again.
Xiao Ai: I apologize for bringing up your painful past. Can you truly not forget her
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: "You arrogant fool, don't get too full of yourself. Let me tell you, I'm quite excited today; I pulled off something big, and I won't be wasting my time on just you."
Xiao Ai: "No, I am very busy"
I desire a sweet smile, a gentle embrace
Xiao Ai: "Do not let me see you again"
Xiao Ai: "Then help me with one thing first"
Xiao Ai: "Oh dear, such a heavy aura of killing intent, this little girl is terrified, are you a pig killer?"
Xiao Ai: Under the overpass at May Day Square, remember to bring a erhu and an empty rice bowl
Xiao Ai: "You jump off the building, you stab | excite, I am happy!"
Xiao Ai: Because even the most brilliant fireworks are but fleeting moments.
Xiao Ai: What is going on? How can I help you?
Zhang Peng remarked, "That's right," and his mood instantly improved. He asked Wu Ying what club he had joined, to which Wu Ying replied that it was the Mountaineering Association. Zhang Peng said, "Aren't you a fan of basketball? Why did you sign up for the Mountaineering Association?" Wu Ying responded, "I joined the www.hetushu.com.com Mountaineering Association because a man should traverse mountains and valleys as if walking on flat ground. Moreover, my current idol is Wang Shikua. Just look at how grand he is; he spends millions on mountaineering every year and casually donates ten yuan. Such audacity is truly a model for us to learn from."
Xiao Ai: It is better to cherish the people in front of you than to be lost in memories.
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: Why can I never escape the shadow of heartbreak, please help me
Wu Yingda exclaimed "Wow" and then said to Zhang Peng, "This woman is too arrogant. I must pursue her, toy with her, and then abandon her"
Upon seeing this sentence, Wu Yingda asked Zhang Peng what she meant by that. Zhang Peng replied, what else could it mean? Go beg over there. After Wu Yingda exclaimed "Damn," she said: "Come on, what are you afraid of? How about this, let’s be serious, you accompany me for a drink, I promise not to take off your clothes, and I will help you with one more thing: fighting, cheating, collecting debts, or even copying homework, all of it is fine!"
Wu Yingda said, "Yes, however, I now realize that he is lying and very hypocritical, because it is obvious that his favorite is not the 'chuang' and 'tushang' sports, but rather selfies"
Wu Yingda asked curiously, "Why aren't you even practicing your shooting today?" After so many days, Wu Yingda understood that Zhang Peng's seemingly precise aim in CS was closely tied to his daily practice. It was just like how KFC doesn't fall from the sky. Some people appear to be more impressive than others because they have invested a lot more than others have.
Xiao Ai: Take it easy :)
Upon hearing Wu Yingda's words, Zhang Peng merely turned over and said, "Damn it, do you think I'm a camel? Running back and forth to the department a few times isn't tiring? I didn't even get to eat the buns, I'm hungry and should just go to bed early. Besides, the whole team was messed up by that little trumpet girl, both my physical and mental states have suffered tremendous trauma, what’s the point of practicing anymore"
Zhang Peng said, "If I tell you that I touched that girl's breasts, would you believe it"
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: "You have personality, big brother, I like you just the way you are. Name a place, and let's go out for a couple of drinks."
"Xixi, aren't you planning to invite him out?" Seeing Guo Xixi respond like this, Ai Jing, while slurping yogurt, curiously said, "Aren't you just going to scare him away like this?"
Wu Yingda remarked that it was evident this girl was a non-mainstream type, particularly interested in rebellious boys. You pretend to be innocent, and as he spoke, Wu Yingda sent a message to Xiao Ai.
"Damn those buns." Wu Yingda said while snatching the notebook, "Those graduate students on the second floor, each one is like a wolf at thirty and a tiger at forty. After squeezing in for so long, I didn't even see a single bun skin; they snatched them all up, bought them all, and ate them all."
"Where are the buns?" At this moment, Zhang Peng was already questioning Wu Yingda.
"Xiao Ai, you don't understand. These creatures are all despicable people. The harder something is to obtain, the more they value it. If you say it's good, they might lose interest. If you slap one cheek, they might even offer the other cheek for you to slap. Despicable, despicable, despicable!" Saying this, Guo Xixi snatched Ai Jing's yogurt, took a couple of sips, and with a giggle said, "Xiao Ai, I have a yogurt joke. Do you want to hear it?"
Ai Jing said, "Guo Xixi, what are you doing? You're just telling those old-fashioned dirty jokes. What is there to listen to? https://m.hetushu.com.com"
Zhang Peng said, "Damn it, I can't even buy a bun, and you call yourself a man." Wu Yingda scrolled through the chat history and replied, "You can't even handle a girl, and you still call yourself a man?"
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: I now feel like crying; every time I see her photo, it breaks my heart
Xiao Ai: "That's right, I need you—get out of here immediately!"
Wu Yingda said, "What grievances do you have with that little account MM?"
Wu Yingda said that without a photo as evidence, he does not believe it. However, you can go find Yang Zhan. Zhang Peng asked, "What do I need to find Yang Zhan for?" Wu Yingda replied, "Are you stupid? Didn't you say he is the vice president of the student union? He knows all the heads of those clubs. What does it matter if the registration period has passed? As long as you are truly skilled, he can help put in a good word for you. It's not like it's some shady business or bullying."
Dreaming of the Divine Courtesan: "Do not deceive yourself any longer; deep down, you need my comfort. Why don't we book a room and talk? The beds in the rooms at Xiyuan are very soft, and there is a VCD television, so we can watch some films."
Zhang Peng said you must have caught a cold, and then he simply washed his feet, washed his face, and went to bed.